Britney out of car vagina

And something tells us we aren't going to see her vocal chords any time soon. And now she's at it again. Luckily for the three partially-sighted Chinese pensioners who still haven't seen what Britney Spears' vagina looks like, a passing photographer was kind enough to take a snap of Britney's snapper. Was that the magic trick that Criss Angel was supposed to have dreamed up for Britney Spears' performance? Quite why Britney Spears decided to go out with no knickers so soon after humiliating herself in front of the whole world in such a pitiful way is beyond us. Britney Spears has shocked again, flashing her panty-less private parts at a paparazzi photographer after her performance at Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards.

NSFW pictures follow after the jump. If there was a saying that said 'the devil has all the tunes that sound like a tenth-rate Justin Timberlake B-side, and he performs them in the style of a marionette puppet being operated by a heroin addict' then there might be a case. Britney Spears has shocked again, flashing her panty-less private parts at a paparazzi photographer after her performance at Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards. Where a sensible human being would reason that, after stumbling around a stage like a listless old woman looking for her keys during a show as high-profile as the MTV VMAs, the best thing for Britney Spears to do would be to keep out of everyone's way until all the fuss died down, Britney Spears herself had other ideas — she went out and partied hard. Was that the magic trick that Criss Angel was supposed to have dreamed up for Britney Spears' performance? Say what you will about Britney Spears, but she's a pro. She's a mother of two and here she is flashing her goods to the world!

She's a mother of two and here she is flashing her goods to the world! NSFW pictures follow after the jump. If there was a saying that said 'the devil has all the tunes that sound like a tenth-rate Justin Timberlake B-side, and he performs them in the style of a marionette puppet being operated by a heroin addict' then there might be a case. Where a sensible human being would reason that, after stumbling around a stage like a listless old woman looking for her keys during a show as high-profile as the MTV VMAs, the best thing for Britney Spears to do would be to keep out of everyone's way until all the fuss died down, Britney Spears herself had other ideas — she went out and partied hard. This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here.